"I really wanna be responsible for getting you wasted on your birthday."

Ayaka. She knows how to sweet talk a girl.

"You’re like a dangerous squirrel in the night forest."

My best friend Adri Hui.

Great day at the beach with @adrihui 😜 (Taken with instagram)

"Congrats :) fucker :)"

Jake, congratulating me on graduating and passing media law

My friend is selling her car because she’s moving after graduation and both of these things are making me sad right now.

As much as I’m going to miss her, I’m going to miss that car equally because we did a lot of dumb fun things in that car. Like the time I was drinking in the passenger seat and spilled it all over the place. It smelled like alcohol for weeks. Or the time we drove down a bunch of roads just to prove they weren’t haunted. We sang and screamed so loudly to keep the spirits away.

I’m going to miss those stupid car door locks even if they weren’t manual. I have been forever trained to check them. 

It’s weird when friends move. Weird and sad.

Today Jake told Siri to call me “Extreme Feminist.”

iPhones should be programmed to be loyal to their master and only respond to their voice.

"I have some booze in the car that I need to get rid of."

Adrienne

"BECAUSE I’M A THUG LIVING A THUG LIFE."

shit my friends say

You know you want to be our friends. ✌ (Taken with instagram)

If I could e drunk on a beach forever I would. (Taken with instagram)