I just graduated college. I'm a journalist so hire me. I'll get you coffee.
I indulge in excessive amounts of shoes, v-strings, and spoonfuls of frosting. I have a thing for big rings and even bigger earrings. If I had it my way there would always be a glass of wine or a mug of coffee in my hands at all times while I sit in front of my laptop in nothing but an oversized sweater, sans pants. If I had a cat, his name would be Sultan, and life would be complete.
"When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free" -- Still Life with Woodpecker, by Tom Robbins
“I wanted the whole world or nothing.” -- Charles Bukowski
"Be so good they can't ignore you." -- Steve Martin
I keep saying, “You can listen to one more song, and then you will get to work.” And I’ve been saying that for like an hour, so I just keep lying to myself over and over.
