I wish showers sprayed puppies instead of water
2 Apr 2012 / Reblogged from stockade with 12 notes / omg best
T-Rex trying to play the bongos
(Source: trextrying)
14 Feb 2012 / Reblogged from stereoactivenyc with 2,512 notes / omg so good t-rex
- Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
- Government: Only with a permit.
- Me: Am I free to travel?
- Government: Only with a passport.
- Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
- Government: Only within these constraints.
- Me: Am I free to start a business?
- Government: Only with a license.
- Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
- Government: Only with my consent.
- Me: Am I free?
- Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
- Government: Stop asking so many questions.
17 Jan 2012 / Reblogged from brilliantidea with 23,151 notes / omg so many feelings
You guys I swear to god all I need is a cat named Sultan to make me happy.
4 Sep 2011 / Reblogged from princesspancakehead with 128 notes / cat kitten so cute omg
