I keep forgetting to put money in my checking account because I have like one dollar in there..

But I’m afraid if I do I’ll either spend too much money on a) food, or b) shoes.

This is a frightening combination of 3 days worth of Christmas shopping for me + others.

I’m not saying I have a problem, I’m just saying there’s something wrong with this picture and I’m not even sure this pictures does it justice because there are a couple of Fossil bags hiding behind that one shoe box.

Oh whoops, this too. This one more so, actually.

KILL MYSELF THIS IS ALL I NEED TO BE HAPPY.

Within the next month I will have zeroed out all of my credit cards. ALL OF THEM. ALL AT $0!

The only logical way to congratulate myself is to buy a new phone. It’s going to be my new baby.

The best thing about the Fourth of July:

Online sales. Free shipping.

Remember when I said I’d go on a shopping fast?

That was funny.

I bought two pairs of shoes today when I was only going to Sephora to buy some eye shadow with a gift card I got for my birthday. 

My mother on trying to talk me out of the shoes:

Me: Mom, which ones should I get? They’re both on sale.
Mom: I don’t know! They’re both cute! Get them both!!
Me: …what?
Mom: I’d be sad if you didn’t get either of them.

Who’s the adult here mom?? I guess when shoes are involved NEITHER of us have common sense.

Regardless, both shoes have a home now. Crisis averted. Bank account empty. New Macys credit card in my wallet so I could get the discount.

I was going to go pay a credit card bill

and the site was down for maintenance. A sign? A coincidence? Call it what you will but this pay check is burning a hole in my wallet and I wish they would allow me to repay my debt instead of make more.

I think buyer’s remorse can be likened to postpartum depression.

It’s like I just gave birth to all these shoes and I’ve been waiting all day to see if I ever want to see them again.