Can you hear me?

My name is Rachel. I'm 20 and I live in Hawaii.

I just graduated college. I'm a journalist so hire me. I'll get you coffee.

I indulge in excessive amounts of shoes, v-strings, and spoonfuls of frosting. I have a thing for big rings and even bigger earrings. If I had it my way there would always be a glass of wine or a mug of coffee in my hands at all times while I sit in front of my laptop in nothing but an oversized sweater, sans pants. If I had a cat, his name would be Sultan, and life would be complete.

"When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free"
-- Still Life with Woodpecker, by Tom Robbins

“I wanted the whole world or nothing.”
-- Charles Bukowski

"Be so good they can't ignore you."
-- Steve Martin

"Silence equals nonexistence."
-- Margaret Cho

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effington:

The last day to use this image this year

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30 Apr 2012 / Reblogged from effington with 1,967 notes / had to sorry i'm not sorry

Lion King text message references with my Dad. NBD.

24 Apr 2012 / 1 note / NBD we're cooler than you sorry i'm not sorry lion king texts iphone

Hai. How you doinnnnn?

30 Mar 2012 / 2 notes / joey status me gpoy i'm just trying to show off my outfit sorry i'm not sorry

that’s meant to read “sorry I’m not sorry”

24 Jan 2012 / Reblogged from saucyboysfrenchies with 5,285 notes / bitch please sorry i'm not sorry explanation

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26 Dec 2011 / Reblogged from schruteingarchive-deactivated20 with 246 notes / sorry i'm not sorry gpoy