Ugh I am just in a tailspin of anger. 

Besides the fact that the idea of censoring the internet is even being considered seriously, can I just say that I got a Victoria’s Secret catalog in the mail and their ad campaign of “Get a runway body” for their active wear is disgusting. 

AND THIS. This ANTI-CHEESE CAMPAIGN.

Honestly. You guys, we as Americans obviously have NOTHING better to do than convince people that cheese is bad and that all women can in fact become VS Angels if they buy the brand’s pink, supportive sports bras.

I just don’t know what to do right now. I want to steal the Declaration of Independence. I’m genuinely so outraged right now that I don’t know what to do with myself.  

I hate getting caught up looking through Victoria’s Secret online merchandise because I get so depressed and angry. 

YOU GUYS THIS IS HOW I WEAR ALL OF MY CARDIGANS. I MEAN,THAT’S COMPLETELY NORMAL.

With all the “free panty” offers I get in the mail from Victoria’s Secret, I can safely say that I’ll never have to pay for underwear again.

Living the dream over here.

So I missed the semi-annual Victoria’s Secret sale.

I’m pretty choked up about it. So is my Angels card. But I guess my wallet has never been happier.

I love how Victoria’s Secret tries to be all sporty.

Like look how down to earth we are because we can wear baggy jerseys. But motherfuckers, you best be trippin’ if you think we ain’t got a push up under this shit.

Gilly Hicks underwear > Victoria’s Secret underwear

There’s a Victoria’s Secret booklet that came in the mail for me today…

You know the kind with promotional cards, like free umbrella with $60 purchase. Anyway, coincidentally it is sitting on top of my reading for my Women’s Studies class.

I am a conflicted individual.  

(Source: dirtylittlestylewhoree)

Victoria’s Secret is having a sale on underwear starting tomorrow.

Therefore I must go. Regardless.

• Regardless of how many pairs of underwear I already own.
• Regardless of how much money I have already spent.