Found this gem in my drafts:

“Drinking wine by myself and singing Britney songs.”

Currently: drinking sangria in a dark ass living room, listening to LeAnn Rimes, and doing a little facebook stalking.
HAY FRIDAY, HOW YOU DOIN’.

Currently: drinking sangria in a dark ass living room, listening to LeAnn Rimes, and doing a little facebook stalking.

HAY FRIDAY, HOW YOU DOIN’.

I’m drinking wine in my new apartment at 1am and I’m sure there’s nothing better than this.

"Screw top wine… We raised our daughter right."

My dad

29 May 2012 / 0 notes / dad family wino 

"I have some booze in the car that I need to get rid of."

Adrienne

I have zero social skills.

Someone please just put a paper bag over my head and lock me away from society. Please. It’s better for everyone, I promise.

Just leave some wine and I’ll be okay.